Satellite Hair Salon

Patrons of the Satellite Salon on Pender St. do not like the words:

• margarine
• MEAL
• moist
• marscarpone (the dessert cheese)
• pyjama
• SLACKS
• Bulge
• OINTMENT
• Passionate
• tumescence
• yaknow?
• Panties
• sebum
• vulva
• foot
• Gurrrrl!
• you guys are magical!
• sucky
• how nice for you.
• CAN’T
• COCKRANE (Name of Town in Alberta)
• funnier
• funnest (not words why do people say that?)
• obey
• ‘Poop’ as a cute word not good
• BecAuse
• “I Raped that exam”
• ‘Like’ – we say it too much
• irregardless
• “utilize”
• “utilise”
• NO
• labradoodle
• c*nt – I don’t even like to write it!
• Fat
• WOLF
• soak
• Incent
• Whatever…
• Looky-loo
• EMOLIENT
• RELATIONSHIPS
• MOIST
• moist
• jaundice
• Starving… as in… “I’m starving” – (…hardly…)
• HATE!
• realistic  IT sucks
• MOIST
• creative
• intimidating
• SUPPLE
• Bung